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Against the Spread
If you believe the models, then the Los Angeles Rams are the expected value play in Super Bowl LIII. According to the 50+ prediction models on The Prediction Tracker, there is a 52.7% chance that the Rams win the game outright and a 56.0% chance that they cover +2.0 points. That cover probability would naturally be a little bit higher at +2.5 points, which is where the line is at Westgate as of Thursday night. At -110, risking $110 to win $100 on the Rams +2.0 carries an expected return of $7.60, which is right around the 85th percentile for ATS plays this season. On average, it would rank as a lower top-five play in most weeks. The sample size is tiny, but top-five picks went 44-34-3 (56.4%) during the regular season (no picks in Week 17), good for a positive return of $770 (9.5% ROI) if we assume each top-five bet was "to win $100." In one sense, the Rams are this year's Eagles. Last year, my weekly column focused on five specific prediction models, and the Eagles were a unanimous five-model ATS Super Bowl pick at +4.5. Those picks finished last season at 35-22-2 (61.4%), or +$1,080 (18.3% ROI) if we assume each wager was "to win $100."
Money Line
On the moneyline side, the models forecast a 52.7% chance of a Rams win, whereas current Westgate odds have them as a +125 underdog, which implies a 44.4% chance of a Rams win. If you believe the models, then you have a 52.7% chance to win $125 and a 47.3% chance to lose $100 on Los Angeles. That nets to an expected return of $18.5 on a moneyline wager that risks $100, which is 80th percentile on the season and would just miss the top five in an average week. Top-five picks went 26-54 on the year (on almost all underdogs), finishing $1,916 (24.0% ROI) in the black if we assume each wager "risked $100." Whether you believe the models or not, always remember to weigh your conviction against the probabilities implied by the odds that you're wagering. Rams +125 suggests a 44.4% chance they'll win the game —if you think their chances are better than that, you might find value in the Rams on the moneyline. Meanwhile, Patriots -145 implies a 59.2% chance that they'll win. Do you think it's higher or lower than that?
Super Bowl Squares
If you're participating in Super Bowl Squares (or Box) Pool, check out my annual write-up on your chances of winning with every final-score combination. The analysis takes the unique steps of factoring in 2015-2018's historically weird NFL scores and each team's probability to win the game, both of which are critical to understanding your chances (but are largely ignored if you pull up any old odds article on Google). Good luck and enjoy the Super Bowl!
Regular Season Results - Against the Spread: 44-34-3 (+770) - Money Line: 26-54 (+1914, almost all dogs)
Net profit includes vigs - Assumes all bets "to win $100" (against the spread) and "risk $100" (moneyline) 
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Against the Spread
At current Westgate odds (KC -3.0 -120, NO -3.5 -110, as Saturday at 1pm ET), none of the conference championship picks have positive expected value against the spread. If Chiefs -3.0 moves to -110 pricing, then they'd have some positive expected value ($3.1 on a bet to win $100), which would have been a "back end of the top five" ATS pick in some weeks this season. The only other positive expected value ATS picks this playoffs were Eagles +6 at Bears (won) and Chargers +4 at Patriots (lost).
Moneyline
The Chiefs (-170) are the only team with positive expected value on the moneyline ($1.3 on a bet that risks $100), and it certainly wouldn't have been enough to qualify is an actual pick during the season. Their -170 odds imply a 63.0% chance to win the game. The models on The Prediction Tracker gives them a 63.8% chance. (So yes, it's that thin, which is why the expected value is so low.) For every other team, the models project a lower chance to win than the odds, creating negative expected value.
Super Bowl Futures
Among the four remaining teams, those same Chiefs are the only ones with positive expected value on the Super Bowl futures board — if you believe the models, of course. If you average the Chiefs' probability to win the Super Bowl across Football Outsiders, ESPN FPI, and FiveThirtyEight, they have a 32.1% chance. Westgate currently has Kansas City priced at +250 to win the Super Bowl, which implies a 28.6% chance. If you believe the models, then the Chiefs should be priced at +210. and probably even lower than that given the books wouldn't typically price them right at their probability to win (i.e., the books have to bake in a vig). So right now, the Chiefs pay like they have a 28.6% chance, even though the models think they have a 32.1% chance. Risking $100 on the Chiefs to win $250 carries positive expected value of $12.35.
Regular Season Results - Against the Spread: 44-34-3 (+770) - Money Line: 26-54 (+1914, almost all dogs)
Net profit includes vigs - Assumes all bets "to win $100" (against the spread) and "risk $100" (moneyline) 
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This week's update could just as well be last week's, as the top five against-the-spread value picks continued their solid performance in Week 15, and the top five moneyline value picks stayed super hot. I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop or a big losing streak to even things out. But we haven't seen it yet.
After going 3-2 (+90) against the spread (ATS) in Week 15 — the fourth straight 3-2 week — this column's against-the-spread picks are now 41-31-3 (+690) on the season, and they've finished in the black in seven of the last eight weeks. That's a winning percentage of 56.9% ATS and a return on dollars risked of 8.4%. Moneyline value plays have been even hotter. Powered by Philadelphia's +500 upset of the L.A. Rams — last week's top moneyline value play, and the third straight week this column won with an underdog of at least 5-to-1 in its top two picks — moneyline value plays are 26-49 (+2414) on the season. They've been positive in five of the last six weeks. and the +2414 net gain equates to a return on dollars risked of 32.2%. All but two moneyline picks have been solid to heavy underdogs, hence the high profit via a losing record. Probabilities to cover and win are sourced from the 50+ models on The Prediction Tracker. Against-the-spread expected values assume bets to win $100. Moneyline expected values assume bets that risk $100.
I. Against the Spread — Top 5 Value in Week 16
Note the mix below between even-money wagers (risk 100 to win 100), -110s (risk 110 to win 100), and -120s (risk 120 to win 100). These prices impact expected value. If all of these games were -110, the top-five order would move around a bit, the Giants would fall out of the top five, and Jacksonville would sneak in (+4.0 at Miami), with a 54.3% chance to cover according to the models, good for a $4.12 expected return. 1. DET +6.0 vs. MIN, EV, 58.6% chance to cover, $17.2 expected return on $100 wager 2. CIN +8.5 at CLE, -110, 58.5%, $12.9 3. CHI -4.0 at SFO, -110, 55.2%, $6.0 4. NYG +9.0 at IND, EV, 52.9%, $5.7 5. DEN -1.5 at SFO, -120, 57.1%, $5.6 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 3-2 (+90), Season: 41-31-3 (+690)
II. Money Line — Top 5 Value in Week 16
Again, all the usual here about how this works. The models think the Bengals have a 38.1% chance to win at the Browns, but their +350 moneyline odds pay out like it's a 22.2% chance. The models think that the Cardinals have a 19.3% chance to beat the Rams, but their +700 moneyline odds pay like it's a 12.5% chance. And so on and so forth for the other games. If you believe the models, there could be value. Along with Washington's now weekly "manual removal" — most models still think they're pretty good, resulting in false value relative to their point spreads and moneylines — I've taken Carolina out this week as well. Panthers' QB Cam Newton has been sidelined for the remainder of the season, and backup Taylor Heinicke will be starting in his place. Most models don't know that, and most people don't know who the hell Heinicke is, so Carolina would look misleadingly attractive as +160 underdogs at home against Atlanta. 1. CIN +350 at CLE, 22.2% prob to win (odds), 38.1% prob to win (models), $71 expected return 2. ARZ +700 vs. LAR, 12.5%, 19.3%, $54 3. DET +220 vs. MIN, 31.3%, 44.9%, $44 4. NYG +375 at IND, 21.1%, 29.3%, $39 5. BUF +650 at NEP, 13.3%, 18.3%, $38 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 2-3 (+320), Season: 26-49 (+2414) All but two selections have been underdogs
III. Searching for Value in NFL Futures Bets
I thought maybe I'd update the futures board this week, but alas, it wasn't meant to be. (Sorry, day job gets crazy this time of year.) I last gave the futures board a proper update in Week 14, and almost every single result carried negative expected value, so I doubt we're missing much. Hopefully I can get one posted ahead of the playoffs. Want to keep reading? I invite you to check out The Lost Art of the Shitter Read.
Moneyline odds via the Westgate Las Vegas SuperBook (December 19). Point spreads and probabilities via The Prediction Tracker (December 19).
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I wrote a long update for Week 14, including something of a recap of the recent success — and overall 2018 NFL season success — of these value picks. That success continued last week, with the top five weekly against-the-spread picks going 3-2 (+70) and the top five weekly moneyline picks going 2-3 (+500).
The moneyline boost came by way of Oakland (+500) beating Pittsburgh and Miami (+300) pulling off a miraculous last-play upset of New England. Baltimore (+250) lost in OT at Kansas City. Woulda been nice. The system has been positive on the against-the-spread side in six of the last seven weeks, which rolls up to a season record of 38-29-3 (+600). And it's been positive on the moneyline side in four the last five weeks, good for a season mark of 24-46 (+2094), headlined by major upsets like Buffalo +1000 over Minnesota (Week 3), Arizona +650 over Green Bay (Week 13), and Oakland +500 over Pittsburgh (Week 14). All but two moneyline picks have been solid to heavy underdogs, hence the high profit via a losing record. Probabilities to cover and win are sourced from the 50+ models on The Prediction Tracker. Against-the-spread expected values assume bets to win $100. Moneyline expected values assume bets that risk $100.
I. Against the Spread — Top 5 Value in Week 15
Starting last week, Washington has been excluded from the top five, as the change at quarterback has been too drastic for most models to capture (i.e., they still think Washington is good and misguidedly love them at prevailing spreads and moneyline levels each week). I probably should have manually removed them after the Alex Smith injury in Week 11, but I left them in in Weeks 12 and 13, and they went 0-2 ATS. 1. DET +1.5 at BUF, EV, 56.7% chance to cover, $13.4 expected return on $100 wager 2. DEN -3.0 vs. CLE, EV, 54.8%, $9.6 3. CIN -3.0 vs. OAK, -110, 55.5%, $6.5 4. PIT +1.5 vs. NEP, -120, 57.3%, $6.1 5. SEA -4.5 at SFO, -110, 54.8%, $5.0 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 3-2 (+70), Season: 38-29-3 (+600)
II. Money Line — Top 5 Value in Week 15
All the usual commentary here. The models think that the Eagles have a 25.2% chance to win at the Rams, but their +500 moneyline odds pay out like it's a 16.7% chance. The models think that the Cardinals have a 27.1% chance to win at the the Falcons, but their +360 moneyline odds pay out like it's a 21.7% chance. And so on and so forth for the other games listed. So if you believe the models, there could be value below. 1. PHI +500 at LAR, 17% prob to win (odds), 25% prob to win (models), $51 expected return 2. ARZ +360 at ATL, 22%, 27%, $25 3. PIT +120 vs NEP, 45%, 56%, $23 4. NYJ +275 vs. HOU, 27%, 33%, $23 5. DET +120 at BUF, 45%, 55%, $21 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 2-3 (+500), Season: 24-46 (+2094) All but two selections were modest to heavy underdogs
III. Searching for Value in NFL Futures Bets
I gave the futures board a hearty update last week, and almost every single result carried negative expected value, so let's sit it out this week. I'll aim to give it another good update this coming week.
Moneyline odds via the Westgate Las Vegas SuperBook (December 13). Point spreads and probabilities via The Prediction Tracker (December 13).
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Sports betting is mathematically designed so that you lose money, if not right away then over a period of time. Streaks of good fortune are almost always more-than-eliminated once the odds — ever so carefully and magnificently stacked against you — have enough time to do their thing. But sometimes, at certain points along the way, it can be tempting to believe in your own hot hand, or think you found some magic.
This year's NFL value picks offer one such temptation. (I encourage you to resist.) As weekly readers are familiar, these value plays apply aggregate win and cover probabilities across the 50+ models found on The Prediction Tracker to prevailing moneyline odds and point spreads. We thus identify which picks carry the highest expected value in each week's games. The picks are as reliable as your faith in the models.
When picking against the spread, teams with the highest expected value are basically the ones with the highest probability to cover. The only thing that reshuffles that deck are the odds at which a given point spread exists. You usually have to risk $110 to win $100 (-110) — but sometimes it's $120 to win $100 (-120), which drags down expected value, or $100 to win $100 (EV), which provides an expected-value boost.
On the moneyline side, positive expected value exists when the models believe that a certain outcome carries a higher probability than the odds imply. Last week, the Arizona Cardinals were +650 to win at the Green Bay Packers. Those odds implied a 13.3% chance for an Arizona victory, whereas the models saw Arizona as having a 20.9% chance to win — which they did, paying bettors $650 for every $100 they risked. It was this column's top moneyline value play of the week and second most profitable victory of the year, behind only Buffalo +1000 at Minnesota in Week 3. And it supercharged the column's running moneyline record to 22-43 — good for a hypothetical return of $1,594 if we assume $100 risked on five games per week. (All but two picks were modest to heavy underdogs — hence the high profit via a losing record.)
We'll save the real summary math and analysis for the end of the season. But if you're keeping score, that's $1,594 in hypothetical profit on $6,500 in money risked, which is good for a return of 24.5% since Week 1. Against the spread, the top five weekly picks are 35-27-3 (+$530). Assuming an average of $110 risked per game, that's $530 in hypothetical profit on $7,150 in money risked, or a net return of 7.4% since Week 1.
My disclaimers are that (a) this is a small sample size, (b) the floor will soon fall out, and (c) even if it doesn't fall out this year, the same method will get punished next year or beyond. So I caution against believing any of this. But it's fun to continue to track (and feel good about when it works). So that's what we'll do. Probabilities to cover and win are sourced from the 50+ models on The Prediction Tracker. Against-the-spread expected values assume bets to win $100. Moneyline expected values assume bets that risk $100.
I. Against the Spread — Top 5 Value in Week 14
As I've noted since the outset of the season, my goal is to remove manual overlay from this process. The situations that screw that up are major injuries, particularly to QBs with shitty backups, which the odds and lines capture but the models largely do not. Washington carried high expected values in Weeks 12 and 13 because the models liked the team at given levels, without realizing that Colt McCoy was under center. Over those two weeks, Washington made the top five against-the-spread (ATS) value list twice (went 0-2) and the top five moneyline value list once (went 0-1). Each time I offered a disclaimer but left them in. Had I subbed them out, there would have been no ATS replacement in Week 12 — there were only four teams with positive expected value — and Arizona +14 would have made the list last week and registered a win. Now that backup Colt McCoy is also injured and Mark Sanchez is at the helm — Sanchez hasn't been a full-time starter since 2012 with the New York Jets — Washington's numbers are even more messed up. They're 3.5-point underdogs at home against the New York Giants and +160 to win the game. The models love them at those levels. But that isn't fair to the spirit of the system. So this week, I am taking them out. (At season's end, I'll likely show summary results with Washington post-Alex Smith injury and without.) 1. CLE +1.5 vs. CAR, EV, 53.0% chance to cover, $5.9 expected return on $100 wager 2. SEA -3.5 vs. MIN, EV, 52.6%, $5.2 3. CIN +14 at LAC, -110, 54.6%, $4.6 4. ATL +6 at GBP, -120, 56.4%, $4.2 5. HOU -4.5 vs. IND, -110, 53.1%, $1.4 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 3-2 (+80), Season: 35-27-3 (+530)
II. Money Line — Top 5 Value in Week 14
Washington would have owned the number two spot on this list, but again, they've been excluded. (Had Washington been excluded in Week 12, Arizona would have taken their place and lost. So keeping them in despite the quarterback situation did not have any impact on the running moneyline tallies down below.) Cincinnati (+700) is lurking in similar territory as Arizona last week — 13% by the odds, 21% by the models. 1. CIN +700 at LAC, 13% prob to win (odds), 21% prob to win (models), $65 expected return 2. OAK +500 vs. PIT, 17%, 22%, $34 3. ATL +200 at GBP, 33%, 42%, $26 4. MIA +300 vs. NEP, 25%, 30%, $22 5. BAL +250 at KC, 29%, 33%, $15 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 2-3 (+530), Season: 22-43 (+1594) All but two selections were modest to heavy underdogs
III. Searching for Value in NFL Futures Bets
After a couple of weeks of broken promises, I am finally back with an updated expected value futures grid. To the unfamiliar, this grid attempts to show where positive expected value lies when evaluating teams' odds to win the division, conference, and Super Bowl. Positive expected value shows up when teams' probabilities to win those crowns — according to three leading NFL prediction models (ESPN FPI, Football Outsiders, and Massey-Peabody) — outweigh the probabilities implied by their current futures odds. As you can see from all of the red below, we haven't missed much by waiting a few weeks to revisit this. (Although who knows, maybe there was a mispriced gem lurking in the interim. But probably not.) As far as Super Bowl futures are concerned, the Kansas City Chiefs are the only team with positive expected value, and it ain't much. On average, the three models believe the Chiefs have a 20.3% chance to win the Super Bowl, while their +450 odds to do so imply an 18.2% chance. So there could be a hint of value there. Kansas City offers a similar hint of value at +200 to win the AFC, with a 39.1% chance according the models versus a 33.3% chance according to the odds. (Remember, Kansas City released star running back Kareem Hunt after a video surfaced of him physically assaulting a woman at a hotel in Cleveland. This caused the Chiefs' odds to inflate a bit since last week, as observers wonder how the change will affect the team.) Carolina has some theoretical value at +10000 to win the NFC, but that's mostly due to rounding error. The models give them a 1.2% chance to the win the conference, whereas the odds imply 1.0%. Other than the Colts at +9000 to win the AFC, which is fairly priced (1.1% chance), every single other conference or Super Bowl futures bet is mathematically configured so that the probability implied by the odds is higher than the average probabilities generated by the models — meaning they all carry negative expected value. On the division side, Kansas City (-700, implied probability of 87.5%) and Houston (-800, 88.9%) are fairly priced. Pittsburgh offers the most value among favorites — the models give them an 83% chance to win the AFC North, while their -300 odds imply 75%. Not much, but not bad. Cincinnati and Green Bay price well as rounding-error long-shots, and Washington looks misleadingly good for reasons described above. 
Westgate odds as of Dec 5. Vegas Insider division odds are added in for the Broncos, Lions, Texans, Colts, and Titans, Probabilities reflect the average across ESPN FPI, Football Outsiders, and Massey-Peabody. ESPN FPI does not publish probabilities to win the conference, so they are excluded for that category.
When I graduated from college in 2006, George W. Bush was President, Donald Trump was a Democrat, and most American voters didn’t know enough about Barack Obama to have an opinion of him. The financial crisis hadn’t hit. The iPhone hadn’t been released. Only 2 or 3 percent of Americans had a smartphone of any kind. Newspaper and radio were still four times as popular a news source as the internet.
A lot has changed since I was young. So says every formerly young person, I suppose. These days, we're a bunch of smartphone-addicted cyborgs. Four out of five Americans own a device. Two-thirds of us get at least some news from social media. Our politics have been hijacked by the loudest and most extreme. Our parents post on Facebook. Our teenagers are losing interest in driving and dating. There's less randomness to our days. Fewer random conversations. Fewer random walks. Fewer random thoughts. The smartphone rules all.
It's in your bed when you go to sleep, and it's the first thing you check when you wake up. It likely sounded your alarm. It guides, informs, and entertains you on your commute. It's in your hand when you watch TV, or whatever the hell you watch, beckoning you to check it if your already probably ad-free show loses momentum for a split-fucking-second. You know you'll check it, too. I hate knowing that I will.
It's next to the sink when you shower, collecting texts and emails and notifications and sometimes playing music or a podcast while you bathe. You check it when you pee, unless — maybe — you're a guy in a public bathroom and a dude pulls up at the urinal next to you and you don't want him to think you're taking pictures. But if he's relatively young, he's probably checking his phone too, so you're good.
Lost in popular discourse, however, is the degree to which smartphones have transformed one of our most fundamental (if you're regular), satisfying (if you're healthy), and peaceful (if your setup is clean and you're not in a rush) activities. I am, of course, talking about shitting.
There was a time, not long ago, when those blissfully private moments required an intoxicating mix of planning, creativity, and spontaneity, and carried with them the promise of a new, exciting, and uncertain intellectual journey. What were you going to read on the shitter? Nowadays, the device that provides infinite access to people and information has, ironically, destroyed the exhilaration, mystery, and magnificence of reading on the can — replaced instead by texting, scrolling, Twitter feeds, Instagram videos, and quick, superficial clicks.
Magic and mystery at home and on the road
Reading on the shitter was an art form unto itself. If you grew up with a father in your house, then you might have weekend memories of pops disappearing after breakfast, the only signs of life being the metronomic turn of newspaper pages from the other side of the bathroom door, or the occasional muffled yell in response to your mother's wondering where the hell he went. If he had enough time, your old man probably shit, showered, and shaved — a hallowed trifecta about which songs have been written and little debate exists. As you learned the art form yourself, you realized you could build consistency into your reading plans at home. Maybe your parents kept material in the bathroom — stacked in a basket, jammed in a bin, or atop the back of the toilet — a gesture of goodwill and recognition of shared experience. Or, at the very least, you knew where you could reliably pull a newspaper or magazine on the way in. But even then, there was haphazard beauty amidst the consistency. As a kid, you probably didn't have much say over your options — with a sister five years older than me, that meant a whole lotta Seventeen Magazine — and you never knew where your thumbing through the pages or the duration of your session might lead. When you struck long-form gold and had nowhere to be, you might go until your legs went numb, subconsciously believing that for some reason, you wouldn't be able to pick the story back up a few minutes later on the outside. The mystery and excitement were only heightened when you were in a rush or on the road. An emergency meant grabbing whatever was in arm's reach as you raced to bathroom, be it a cookbook, JCPenney catalog, or random-ass photo album. If you just busted through the front door and had to go, the mail in your hand was your best bet. At your friends' or cousins', you were relegated to whatever they had — a strange but insightful peek into their world — or nothing at all, in which case you were left to peruse the back of the shampoo bottle. A wise shitter knew how to assess the landscape during those road games, both in choosing their target and procuring material. A one-bathroom setup usually meant no reading, or at the very least only while you pushed, lest you disrespect the crowd. A second bathroom in a basement was, on the other hand, a bonanza, so long as reading options were rife. The true artist surveyed bookshelves, newspaper piles, and magazine racks in advance, and exhibited clandestine skill in securing and returning the material, unbeknownst to all.
Strategy, creativity, and camaraderie at the office
And then there was work, where the art of the shitter read — and all of the strategy, creativity, and camaraderie that go along with it — was most pronounced. My first job's floor layout featured desks around the outside of the building, with elevators and bathrooms in the middle. That meant one entrance to the bathroom on each side of the floor — a great benefit to the harried worker in search of a several-minute shitting oasis, as you could enter from one side and exit from the other with no one any the wiser, even if you just took down 2,000 words. But what to read? You can escape from the door on the other side, but people are still going to see you walk in, which often precludes a magazine or newspaper. Indeed the best option, as many of that era would surely attest, was to print a long article on regular paper, fold or roll the pages in your hand, and casually stroll on in. No such strategy exists in the smartphone era. I pity the younger generations for it. My work buddies took to referring to the experience as "taking a meeting," borrowed, I believe, from a guy who joined with us but left after three months. What a fine legacy he bequeathed. Article length was measured by how many sessions it would take to finish a story — there were one-shit reads, two-shit reads, and so on. Bill Simmons's lengthy ESPN Page 2 articles and The New York Times Magazine stories were tailor-made for the circumstances, offering two-, three- or even four-shit deep dives that people just don't undertake on smartphones. I can only speak for guys here, but shitting forges camaraderie among boys and men. (It may sound crass or juvenile, but it's true.) You know you're becoming legit friends with somebody if you can speak freely of where you're going and what you read. If you were a good friend in the pre-smartphone era, that meant bringing reading material that you really liked back out to pass on to your buddy when you were done with it. In many respects, there was no finer a reading recommendation or truer indication of blossoming friendship than that. If a printed story was good enough but not worth your buddy's time, a generous shitter might leave it in the stall for an anonymous follower to enjoy. That was part of male-stall code, itself an evolution of the once-ubiquitous leave-the-newspaper-in-the-stall-at-work maneuver. Those newspapers always seemed to take on a weird texture and smell after that thin, recycled newsprint was in there for too long. But that's the way it was, always welcomed by the next man up, predicated on a certain group understanding. A tie that binds.
All of this is sadly gone. Today's smartphone shitters still have to choose their venues wisely — upstairs, downstairs, maybe a different floor at work — and I hope that part of shitting never goes away. But they'll never know the intellectual bliss of being forced to find something interesting in a magazine they didn't choose, the magic of the back of the shampoo and conditioner bottles, the intimacy of passing a wrinkled 10-page printout to their colleague, or the strange wonder of picking a damp newspaper up off the bottom of the bathroom stall.
They say millennials were born between 1981 and 1996. But I've never really felt like one. I was born in 1984, and I don't see how someone who didn't see the internet until late middle school, still had to call girls' houses and talk to their dads, was pretty well grown by 9/11, and had a fucking landline phone in their freshman dorm room is part of the same group as someone who can't recall life before the internet. But above all, I don't see how someone who spent two-and-a-half decades shitting without a smartphone is part of the same generation as someone who can barely remember shitting without one. Smartphones have destroyed privacy, political discourse, focus, being present, cuddling, stopping for directions, listening to entire albums (I guess CDs helped kill that), writing love letters, and striking up conversation with the person sitting next to you at the bar, on the bus, or in the coffee shop. Young people have been robbed of learning the fine art of the shitter read, too. It was a joy too rich to capture in a story that's probably too long to read on your device. 
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Probabilities to cover and win are sourced from the 50+ models on The Prediction Tracker. Against-the-spread expected values assume bets to win $100. Moneyline expected values assume bets that risk $100.
I. Against the Spread — Top 5 Value in Week 13
This week's top five against-the-spread value picks are all underdogs, and all are pretty significant contrarian plays relative to the general public. We'll see how that pans out. Remember that the most models don't completely capture Washington's week-old situation at quarterback (i.e., Colt McCoy instead of Alex Smith). Washington just missed ATS last week (+7.5 at Dallas), and was hampered by a blown call. 1. JAX +4.0 vs. IND, -110, 56.82% chance to cover, $9.31 expected return on $100 wager 2. WAS +6.5 at PHI, -110, 56.79%, $9.26 3. CIN +4.5 vs. DEN, -110, 56.5%, $8.6 4. TAM +3.5 vs. CAR, -110, 55.5%, $6.5 5. BAL +1.5 at ATL, -110, 55.2%, $6.0 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 3-2 (+70), Season: 32-25-3 (+450)
II. Money Line — Top 5 Value in Week 13
All of Week 13's top five moneyline value plays are underdogs too, but we're used to seeing that here. Including this week, 63 of the 65 picks posted in this section have been underdogs. Top five moneyline value plays are 20-40 on the season, with +1004 net profit if we assume 100 was risked on each contest. The discrepancies between the probabilities to win implied by the odds (first percentage listed below) and the probabilities to win implied by the models (second percentage listed below) are fairly wide this week. But remember, you should only like a team if you believe the models more than you believe the odds. For example, the odds imply that Arizona (+650) has a 13% chance to win at Green Bay, whereas the models imply a 21% chance. And the odds imply that Oakland (+750) has a 12% chance to win at home versus Kansas City, whereas the models imply a 17% chance. To my eye, the models' probabilities seem kinda high. (Likewise for Detroit hosting the L.A. Rams.) But that's part of the fun of monitoring this stuff. 1. ARZ +650 at GBP, 13% prob to win (odds), 21% prob to win (models), $57 expected return 2. OAK +750 vs. KC, 12%, 17%, $42 3. CIN +200 vs. DEN, 33%, 46%, $39 4. DET +400 vs. LAR, 20%, 28%, $38 5. JAX +180 vs. IND, 36%, 48%, $35 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 1-4 (-250), Season: 20-40 (+1064) All but two selections were modest to heavy underdogs
III. Searching for Value in NFL Futures Bets
Will update the futures grid for real this week. I'm targeting end of day Wednesday. Please stay tuned! 
Moneyline odds via the Westgate Las Vegas SuperBook (December 1. Point spreads and probabilities via The Prediction Tracker (December 1).
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Happy Thanksgiving to all ye faithful readers. I'm squeezing in an early post this week given there are three games on Thursday. Last week, the top five value plays went 4-0-1 (+400) against the spread, and the top five moneyline value plays went 2-3 (+50, all underdogs). Those three moneyline losses came by two points (Washington), three points (Tampa Bay), and three points (Kansas City). But that's the way it goes.
Three other things to note this week. First, several of the models listed on The Prediction Tracker haven't published their picks yet, so we're dealing with fewer than normal. Second, Washington carries very high expected values at +7.5 / +275 at Dallas on Thanksgiving, but most models don't capture the fact that Washington lost starting QB Alex Smith to a gruesome injury on Sunday, and that backup Colt McCoy will be under center. In the spirit of keeping manual overlay out of this column, I've kept Washington in below. Finally, Westgate is not currently publishing a moneyline for Houston-Tennessee, so that's excluded. Probabilities to cover and win are sourced from the 50+ models on The Prediction Tracker. Against-the-spread expected values assume bets to win $100. Moneyline expected values assume bets that risk $100.
I. Against the Spread — Top 5 Value in Week 12
There are only five games this week with positive expected value against the spread, and three are really quite low. Remember, I'm keeping Washington on the list despite the largely "uncaptured" change at QB. Whether you like Washington +7.5 comes down to whether you trust Colt McCoy to keep the game close. 1. BAL -10.5 vs. OAK, -110, 57.7% chance to cover, $11.3 expected return on $100 wager 2. WAS +7.5 at DAL, -120, 59.0%, $9.7 3. TEN +6.0 at HOU, -110, 53.6%, $2.5 4. BUF +3.0 vs. JAX, EV, 51.3%, $2.4 5. TAM -3.5 vs. SFO, EV, 50.7%, $1.4 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 4-0-1 (+400), Season: 29-23-3 (+380)
II. Money Line — Top 5 Value in Week 12
Same comment here as above regarding Washington. Their +275 moneyline odds imply a 26.7% probability to win at Dallas, whereas the models — largely blind to the Alex Smith injury — see Washington — or would have seen them — as having a 41% chance. So in order to like Washington at +275 on the moneyline, you would need to think they have a better-than-27% chance to win outright. And ideally more than that. Remember, converting moneyline odds to implied win probabilities — and then comparing those implied probabilities to your own view of a team's chances to win — is generally a clearer way to think about what moneyline odds mean. For example, the odds suggest that the Jets (+375) have a 21.1% chance to beat New England at home, and Atlanta (+550) has a 15.4% chance to win at New Orleans. What do you think? 1. WAS +275 at DAL, 27% prob to win (odds), 41% prob to win (models), $55 expected return 2. NYJ +375 vs. NEP, 21%, 29%, $36 3. ATL +550 at NOS, 15%, 20%, $28 4. MIA +325 at IND, 24%, 28%, $18 5. SEA +150 at CAR, 40%, 44%, $9 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 2-3 (+50), Season: 19-36 (+1314) All but two selections were modest to heavy underdogs
III. Searching for Value in NFL Futures Bets
I'll refresh the expected-value futures board after Thanksgiving. You can peek back at Week 9's update, or check out my midseason NFL betting review on ESPN, which includes a discussion of Super Bowl odds. 
Moneyline odds via the Westgate Las Vegas SuperBook (November 20). Point spreads and probabilities via The Prediction Tracker (November 20).
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Probabilities to cover and win are sourced from the 50+ models on The Prediction Tracker. Against-the-spread expected values assume bets to win $100. Moneyline expected values assume bets that risk $100.
I. Against the Spread — Top 5 Value in Week 11
I'm showing New Orleans -9.0 (-110), below because that's what the models' "probability to cover" is based on, but the line has since moved to New Orleans -7.5 (-120). The lower line would increase the Saints' model-generated probability to cover, but the bigger vig would temper the expected return a bit. Even at -120, the Saints likely belong a little higher on this list given the line has since moved down this weekend. Seattle won and covered on Thursday against Green Bay. Seahawks -3.0 were this week's 6th-best pick. 1. WAS +3.0 vs. HOU, EV, 57.0% chance to cover, $14.1 expected return on $100 wager 2. TAM +3.0 at NYG, -110, 55.9%, $7.4 3. DET +4.5 vs. CAR, -110, 54.2%, $3.8 4. KC +3.5 at LAR, -110, 54.1%, $3.6 5. NOS -9.0 vs. PHI, -110, 52.8%, $0.8 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 3-2 (+90), Season: 25-23-2 (-20)
II. Money Line — Top 5 Value in Week 11
Moneyline value picks had a nice week last week, with Dallas winning (+300) at Philadelphia and Tennessee winning (+250) versus New England. We'll see whether that momentum can be maintained. 1. WAS +142 vs. HOU, 41% prob to win (odds), 51% prob to win (models), $24 expected return 2. DET +180 vs. CAR, 36%, 43%, $20 3. TAM +135 at NYG, 43%, 50%, $17 4. KC +150 at LAR, 40%, 46%, $14 5. DAL +170 at ATL, 37%, 41%, $12 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 2-3 (+250), Season: 17-33 (+1264) All but two selections were modest to heavy underdogs
III. Searching for Value in NFL Futures Bets
I'll refresh the expected-value futures board after Thanksgiving. You can peek back at Week 9's update, or check out my midseason NFL betting review on ESPN, which includes a discussion of Super Bowl odds. 
Moneyline odds via the Westgate Las Vegas SuperBook (November 18). Point spreads and probabilities via The Prediction Tracker (November 18).
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Probabilities to cover and win are sourced from the 50+ models on The Prediction Tracker. Against-the-spread expected values assume bets to win $100. Moneyline expected values assume bets that risk $100.
I. Against the Spread — Top 5 Value in Week 10
Chicago and San Francisco get an expected-value boost from the fact that they carry even pricing at Westgate (risk $100 to win $100), rather than the normal -110 (risk $110 to win $100). Cleveland (+6 vs Atlanta) and Cincinnati (+6 vs New Orleans) have higher probabilities to cover according to the 50+ models listed on The Prediction Tracker — 53.9% and 53.3%, respectively — but at -110, both get surpassed below. 1. MIA +10.5 at GBP, -110, 57.9% chance to cover, $11.6 expected return on $100 wager 2. CHI -7.0 vs. DET, EV, 52.8%, $5.5 3. SEA +10.0 at LAR, -110, 54.5%, $4.4 4. TEN +6.5 vs. NEP, -110, 54.1%, $3.6 5. SFO -3.5 vs. NYG, EV, 51.7%, $3.4 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 2-3 (-130), Season: 22-21-2 (-110)
II. Money Line — Top 5 Value in Week 10
This week's moneyline value list includes all pretty considerable underdogs. Tennessee delivered last week +225 at Dallas but would only pay a hair more than that (+250) at home against New England today. Remember that regardless of what the models and math say, you would need to believe that the true probability of victory for any of these underdogs is greater than the probability implied by the odds. The odds suggest that Arizona has a 9% chance to at Kansas City, while the models suggest a 12% chance. Do you really believe either? Most NFL fans would argue that the Cardinals have less than a 9% chance to win, which would make this stay-away at +1000. Sure, the Bills surprised the league with a +1000 win at Minnesota in Week 3 — as that week's top moneyline value play -- but does lightning really strike twice? 1. MIA +425 at GBP, 19% prob to win (odds), 32% prob to win (models), $69 expected return 2. ARZ +1000 at KC, 9%, 12%, $34 3. DAL +300 at PHI, 25%, 33%, $31 4. TEN +250 vs. NEP, 29%, 38%, $31 5. SEA +350 at LAR, 22%, 29%, $30 TOP 5 VALUE Last Week: 2-3 (-1), Season: 15-30 (+1014) All selections thru Week 8 were modest to heavy underdogs
III. Searching for Value in NFL Futures Bets
I'll give the futures board a refresh in a week or two. In the meantime, peek back at last week's update, or check out my midseason NFL betting review on ESPN, which includes a discussion of Super Bowl odds. 
Moneyline odds via the Westgate Las Vegas SuperBook (November 11). Point spreads and probabilities via The Prediction Tracker (November 11).
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